AU. Gert’s back, and determined to think only of what will be. Pay no attention to the tears of happiness in her eyes; they’re an illusion.

( Sometimes Gert thought about what could have been. )

AU. In New X-Men #137, what if the Kick had allowed her sisters to see Esme’s plot against Sophie? What if they were able to fight back, and save themselves?

( Three against one, even against their peripherally strongest member, was no contest. They were used to working together, and thus knew every nook and cranny of each others’ minds. )

Bobby’s leftover April Fool’s Day prank gets turned back on him by a playful Jean-Paul.

( Reluctantly, Jean-Paul pulled back from his objet d’amore, and with a saucy wink, sauntered out of the kitchen, picking up his coffee absentmindedly as he rounded the counter. )

While holed up in a safehouse with the Young Avengers, Bucky finally gets a chance to have a talk with Steve. Not that he’s exactly ready for it, even if it, and the outcome, are inevitable.

( “Steve…” He swallowed hard, voice strangling in his throat.

“Bucky…” Steve moved closer until he was crowding him against the wall. )

Why does the weird stuff - Bart included - always happen to Jamie?

( Why did stuff like the washing machine exploding, sending suds all over the basement level, or a fuse blowing, causing all the lights in the mansion to go out, or people popping through portals, happen when Jamie was the only around to do anything about it? )

Take the twelve days of Valentine’s, patterned after the twelve days of Christmas. Add cracky pairings. Blend with DC Comics. Add more crack. Shake and stir. Sprinkle liberally with yet more crack, and oddball pairings. Read, boggle, and…enjoy.

Sequel to The Thirteen Pranks Of Halloween

( So. Much. Crack. )

Take the thirteen days of Halloween, patterned after the twelve days of Christmas. Add cracky pranks. Blend with DC Comics. Add more crack. Shake and stir. Sprinkle liberally with yet more crack, and pranks. Read, boggle, and…enjoy.

Sequel to The Twelve Crazy Days Of Christmas

( So. Much. Crack. )

Teddy’s gotten some new jewelry, and Tommy is laughing his ass off because of it.

( “Why would Teddy go shopping with Kate?” Tommy asked. )

Take the twelve days of Christmas. Add crack. Blend with DC Comics. Add more crack. Shake and stir. Sprinkle liberally with yet more crack. Read, boggle, and…enjoy.

( So. Much. Crack. )